Dear People of the Internet:
When you post pictures to the internet without bothering to do something as simple as flip them the right way, I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOU. Plz don’t ask me to look at your pictures with my head tilted it hurts my neck. Signed, Me.
This is what happens when you and your roommate join OKCupid together. Roomate: who are you talking to? Me: This Serbian guy named Serg. Roomate: Ask him about the genocide. It’s a great icebreaker. Me: Um.